Daleks are mutated, and any sexual organs they may have once had are now very wholly vestigial at best, if completely eradicated from the species altogether. So, no, I have never heard a Dalek- orgasm, because Daleks are, in fact, incapable of orgasm.
And if they were, I’d keep myself far, far away from any situation where I might have to- eugh, hear it.
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
I can say now that everyone in Tumblr is in love with Disneyland’s Peter Pan.
I NEED TO JOIN MADRIGALS SO I CAN GO THERE FOR THE MUSIC FESTIVAL AND MEET HIM IT’S MY DESTINY KUDRA I LOVE YOU

ask-gamzee-motherfucking-makara:
Prepare for trouble.
And make it double.
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie~!
James~!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Me-owth, that’s right!
WAAAAAAAAAAAABAAFET.
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